jus got back from work and decided to update!
ok, its been quite some time since i've touch my guitar. and yes, i've really turned rusty on it. "My fingers are like very the robotic already u knw!". haha.

u knw.

I've realised that, ANG-MOHs are like Clowns.

Onli jus now, i was taking a break at around 12am at work and this few DRUNK Aussies ( i recognise thru their accent or perhaps they're britsh, i dunnoe ) were behaving like idiots. Seriously, it was really funny. One of those guys, this bald-headed freak went over to the taxi stand and took a cab, and roll on the window screen and called-out to his frens who was like also drunk, One of his frens standing near the cab was like, " HEI LOOK, ROBBIE WILLIAMS!!" and went over and opened the door of the cab while it was about to take off and Jumped in. The cab came to a sudden stop when he open the door and took off and den stop again. That same guy who open the door of the cab den suddenly came out rolling on the ground. After that, the cab took off. That guy on the floor then stood up and shout to the rest of the group, " oh ok! it isnt robbie williams! i think its Brad Pitt."i was laughing at them, and they were like jus a few steps in front of me. Then another one of them came to me and said, " where did that taxi go? " , i jus smiled and he started to sing dunnoe wad song, "NA NA NA NA NA..." and den he flag a cab and he was like talking to tat cab ( not the driver of the cab, THE CAB itself! ) and said, " Hei you!, Follow that cab ( pointing to the opposite direction of the earlier cab that took off)and the rest jumped in and off they go. .." i was like " HAHAHAHAHAHHA "


There was this time,i almost lost my phone at work. At that time,I tried calling like 20times and finally this british-accent guy pick up the call. So i met him and he gave me back my phone and i asked him where did he found it. He said, " nah, i jus felt a vibration in my thighs and found this phone.." i was like really meh?
u think we singaporeans are so STUPID!?
of cos i didnt say that la..
but really...
How can my phone end up in his pocket jus like tat? "MAGIC AH?"

AIYO!

Jus now, i screwed up at work. I was supposed to send this food to this customer at table 103, and i made a mistake sending it to 104. I actually ask that "ang-moh" customer first before laying that food down on the table. I asked, " Excuse me ma'am, Lemon-grass Beef?" and she replied, " yes!". Then after i took a few steps, she called me back. She put her index finger below her lips as she said, " Sorry, but i dont think i ordered this.." -_- . So i took the order back to the kitchen and " kena fuck by my supervisor" .



On Monday there was this runaway bill at work. In case u dont knw, runaway bill is dining in and running away without paying. It was PERFECTLY plan. Like a perfect bank roberry. $500+ worth. Not a single staff notice that group of "ang-moh" customers had left. Luckily, i wasnt station there when it occured. I think they've been there before and like taken note of the timing and all that stuff, u knw. We only realise when my supervisor went to check whichever table had not yet paid. Everyone was like " AIK?! GO ALREADY AH?! " Colour my world, angel.